{"product_id":"matte-blacks-scurvy-punch","title":"Matte Black's Scurvy Punch","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eVitamin C-powered rebellion in a bottle—our Scurvy Punch is the ultimate citrus-forward wake-up call, blending bold, tangy freshness with subtle warmth to keep you glowing and fortified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGrapefruit and oranges form the powerhouse base: loaded with vitamin C to supercharge your immune system, brighten skin, and fight oxidative stress like the sailors of old wished they could. Strawberries add juicy sweetness and extra antioxidants for heart health and collagen support, while honeydew brings light, hydrating crispness to keep everything refreshing and balanced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe layer in peeled-squeezed lemon \u0026amp; lime for that bright, zesty edge and additional immune \u0026amp; digestive support, ginger for soothing anti-inflammatory fire, and turmeric paired with black pepper to unlock maximum curcumin absorption—easing joints, reducing inflammation, and promoting overall vitality. Cinnamon adds cozy depth and helps stabilize blood sugar, a dash of cayenne delivers a gentle metabolism kick and circulation boost, and just a pinch of salt enhances every flavor note while adding trace electrolytes for better hydration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA hint of rose blossom and orange blossom infuses delicate floral elegance—calming the mind, supporting gentle digestion, and adding a subtle, luxurious aroma that makes every sip feel intentional and premium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e100% natural, no concentrates, no artificial anything—just hand-selected fruits, roots, and blossoms, meticulously washed, infused with care, and slow-masticated for peak nutrition and vibrant taste. This is your daily defense against the ordinary—bright, bold, and built to make you feel unstoppable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePunch scurvy in the face. Sip the sunrise. 🍊🌿\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Matte Black's Premium Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48463351578874,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/8356\/1210\/files\/IMG_4737.heic?v=1773436809","url":"https:\/\/matteblackspremiumgoods.com\/products\/matte-blacks-scurvy-punch","provider":"Matte Black's Premium Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}